tiniest sprinter: so how’s the butt?
emma: achy. i think it’s broken.
tiniest sprinter: whaaa? what does that mean? can you still do stuff? we’re talking tailbone here, right?
emma: yeah. tailbone. i think i broke it because the symptoms of bruising are different. it hurts when i sit on it. but not actually more than when i’m not sitting on it. its hard to explain. but i think it’s broken.
tiniest sprinter: i’ve heard they don’t DO anything for it if it’s broken anyway, though, right?
emma: right. maybe tell me to stop skating. and fuck that shit.
tiniest sprinter: you should have the tailbone removed!
emma: i was talking about that last night. and either get it replaced with titanium so i can mess some girls up. or some floppy polymer so i’m all bendy.
tiniest sprinter: or just removed. i doubt it does anything.
emma: ok but imagine if it was titanium. and i could put thread on there and then get a titanium tail and screw it on and off whenever i wanted.
tiniest sprinter: gross. the tail would come out from between your butt cheeks.
emma: wow you are just a serious party pooper today