hi ho hi ho, it's off to work we go

I’m back, and so is the tiniest sprinter. We survived the funeral, had a little brother/sister bonding time, and he has since returned to Portland.

Sam, amusingly enough, used his return post to write about the time he pooped in his pants in a restaurant in Las Vegas. I am not kidding. I wish I were, but I’m not.  I have no stories to rival that one.

Not so fabulous any more.

Instead, dear reader, I was going to tell you about my Halloween costume…. but that’s boring.

Seriously, since reading the poop story, I feel that I am unable to compete. The only thing I can offer is this IM string that was waiting for me when I recently returned to my desk:

1:49     tell the truth
1:49     were you ever an exotic dancer?
1:51     silence means yes
1:58     Was your name Trixie….it was wasn’t it.

That’s all I got. I’ll be better, promise.

P.S. The Amp Up Before You Score app was removed from the app store. I’m pretty sure it was because of my post.


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One response to “hi ho hi ho, it's off to work we go

  1. Dad

    As your father, I’m very glad you refrained from trying to one up YOUR BROTHER . I wonder if he was drunk or had writers block or WHAT???? – D

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