This is Alice. Alice sings for Crystal Castle, apparently. Alice drinks my personal brand of vodka straight from the bottle. Alice has the coolest fucking haircut ever. I'm torn between marrying her and SWFing her - or maybe one then the other.
Be sexy without having sex? What is the point in that? Jeez. Somebody should have run this by me, for sure.
Ohhhhhh! You're being chaste for YOU, and sexy so your man doesn't leave you for someone who will have sex with him. I get it. Wait... do I get it? Candie's Foundation, I'm not sure I get it. Can you explain it again?
This makes me think of Heathers. I heard there was going to be a sequel or a remake or something..... Anyway, don't try suicide, cause nobody's worth it.
“Sometimes along the way in my life I don’t want a smart woman, right now I want a dumb woman,” he said.
Hey, remember when I was obsessed with big boobs? Now I'm obsessed with polyamory. Which is the future, according to this article. I'm so ahead of the curve. (Aside from being futuristic, I have no idea what this picture has to do with polyamory being the future of relationships, but it clearly does.)
I love you. I will miss you. Best. Legacy. Ever.