What? No. Way. This is almost def a woman, based on the handwriting and background, right? Don't lie, lady, you just make other girls feel bad. Unless of course you mean the kind of sit up where you're HAVING SEX.
MUAH. Girl power. Rachel Alexandra is my hero.
Megan Fox said she's bisexual, but won't sleep with other bisexual women, only gay women. Because, she says, 'men are disgusting' and she doesn't want to sleep with a woman who has slept with a man. So... they're good enough for first person contact but not one person removed. Sensible, Ms. Fox. Nice tights, too.
One of the contestants on The Fashion Show. Clearly, it's no Project Runway.
Speaking of Project Runway, this is what Heidi Klum wore to her vow renewal ceremony. Cornrows with beads on the end and a veil made out of pipe cleaners. When I saw this I actually wondered if she was playing a trick on the paparazzi. Until I saw....
what Seal wore. Now I know it was a trick. There must be a joke in here somewhere, right? Right? Otherwise my faith in celebrity is misplaced, and that would be heartbreaking.
Stella is NOT your mother. Thank god.