The Office, Lecture Circuit Parts 1 and 2:
“I am single now. What we have here, is the ultimate smackdown between the Nard-Dog and crippling despair, loneliness, and depression. I intend to win.” Andy Bernard.
“I want to get that image out of my head. The psychological issues that go behind licking a cat, are not things I want to go into. Also, I’m pretty sure she coughed up a hairball. ” Oscar. Yes, yes, Angela was licking her $7000 cat. With her tongue. Which is, I guess, how people generally lick.
“Hey, you know what’s even cooler than triceratops? Every other dinosaur that ever existed.” Dwight.
Seriously, who writes this shit? This is spit milk out my nose funny.
Was not a let down. And resulted in about forty billion cookies. YAY to cookies. YAY to the possibility of something. And most importantly, yay to an excessive amount of pink. Everyone loves pink.
More boobaliciousness (No, I do not know why I’m currently obsessed with women who are better endowed than me):
Awesome old guys:
The unthreatening scorpion:
Dexter and … whatever his fake sister/real wife’s name is: